I Woke Up With A Hobo

Over on Twitter, @johnmoe asked:

Can someone work the word "hobo" into a cover of "Wake Me Up
Before You Go-Go"? And record it? With hobo instruments? Thanks.

How's this for a start? I'll work on the rest of the lyrics later.

Chorus:

I woke up with a hobo
Girl, I never thought that I’d sink so low
I woke up with a hobo
And I’m never gonna do it again
I woke up with a hobo
‘Cause you caught me, girl, doin’ that no-no
I woke up with a hobo
And you know it just ain’t right
I wish that I could die (yeah, yeah)